I Wanna Be On Top

The sauce and sprinkles on your 99

The tallest ladder you’ve ever climbed

A jackdaw perched on your telephone line

I wanna be on top.

 

The double knot in your rollerblades

The ice-cream float in your lemonade

Your bank balance when you’ve just been paid

I wanna be on top.

 

The pointy bit on the Eiffel tower,

The hands holding clocks in the midnight hour

Flying should be my superpower

I wanna be on top.

 

A BBQ sausage sizzling over the coal

Sir Ranulph Fiennes when he reached the north pole

The icing sugar on an arctic roll

I wanna be on top.

 

Top like the crown on the head of the Queen

Or the bathroom window you can never clean

Or the shelf, home to XXX porno magazines

I wanna be on top.

 

The mercury rising in hot august sun

Top deck of the bus that you’re hoping will come

Top of the pops, and I’m number one baby

I wanna be on top.

 

The crusty roof on your home baked bread

Forget the assistant I’m the company head-

stone, laid over you when you’re dead

I wanna be on top.

 

A jumbo jet hurtling through the skies, past

those skyscrapers that the hippies despise

“The way you feel between my thighs” she said,

“I wanna be on top.”

Top Shop

Top Gear

Top Banana

Top Class

Not for your personal gratification

But for my own personal stimulation

I’ll never drop

Until I pop, baby

I wanna be on top.

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